"I do all this cleaning and your father never says a word."
"He cleans too mom."
"When? He does a load of laundry here and there."
"He does the dishes. I hear him at night when he goes to work."
"I hear you at night too missy; cooking dinner at 10 at night!"
"If I had a stove or fridge in my studio I would cook in there."
"Have you been looking on-line for one?"
"I don't have any money, I am in debt, remember?Lots of debt."
"You know, I hear you can make a bit of money showing your boobs on the Internet."
"WHAT? You want me to whore myself out?"
"Well, I'm just saying, do a little modeling...of your breasts."
This is how all conversations go in my house.